davidtennantseyebrow:

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

the sequel:

"IT HAS 8,564 WORDS AND I CAN’T DELETE ANY OF THEM WITHOUT RUINING MY ESSAY"

heroindale-:

Tour Guide: we are conducting a survey, how much P-value do you see in the canyon?

Me: I’m deeply saddened that you did not ask me the right questions, sir

Tour Guide: Woof.

  • psat: please flip to the back of your testing booklet and select your religious affiliation
  • choices: 50 shades of christian

plxystation4:

When you know how to write in cursive

image

fadedrunes:

ah yes

make sure my calculator is away 

wouldn’t want me to cheat

on the english portion

with a calculator

logic

so much logic

  • Me when I came home from school and went on Tumblr: why does the psat fandom even exist?
  • Me a few hours later: *is in the psat fandom*

imaginegravityfalls:

texts from the best friend


when-dogs-fly
bedazzle your enemies


lost-in-another-universe:

cautiontapemylife:

I just like the fact that at some point they sat Mark and Jensen down in a bar, put cowboy hats on them, and were like: “now act obnoxiously happy.”

cautiontapemylife:

I just like the fact that at some point they sat Mark and Jensen down in a bar, put cowboy hats on them, and were like: “now act obnoxiously happy.”

hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

  • horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
  • me: omg that is so me how did they do that

littlesammythemoose:

pretty sure the westboro baptist church think about gay sex more than gay people think about gay sex

wizersisopen:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE

wizersisopen:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE

frodno:

the desolation of smaug: a summary

"Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning."

   —

Kid in my lit class

Simple yet very true

(via stay-ocean-minded)

(Source: melodiousgeekery)