disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

(Source: disowns)

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

sebadasstian-stan:

A+ parenting by deadpool 

itseasytoremember:

nihtendo:

i want a video of all the tries it took to make this


i want a video of the second right after this shot was taken

itseasytoremember:

nihtendo:

i want a video of all the tries it took to make this

i want a video of the second right after this shot was taken

(Source: thedoctorsjawn)

(Source: unamusedsloth)

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

Sir Patrick Stewart being flawless and James McAvoy laughing his ass off

All I see is Charles making fun of Magneto.

(Source: dominicmanamana)

kgm42986:

botanycameos:

consultinginternetlover:

(x)

In the category “moronic questions to ask someone”…

I love his facial expressions

jennilah:

Sam regrets taking the group out for some ice cream

affiler:

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

decemberpaladin:

sizvideos:

Video

I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

This is the cutest thing ever

A Deadpool movie in which….


itsmemacleod:

sigurdvolsung:

….he bumps into the Stan Lee cameo in the movie and just goes down on his knees and goes “oh my god, It’s God, and he’s dressed as a school crossing guard!”

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN 

unclefather:

wasted

unclefather:

wasted

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

karlimeaghan:

Doctor, your Master is showing: Doctor/Master parallels from “The Waters of Mars.”